Hinglish - Noble

Tech Team - Coffee Machine

I don't know about you. But I'm tired of everyone in my company thinking because you are in IT that you can fix anything that electricity flows through. It's called "INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY" not "IT'S TECHNICAL". We know how to use technology to gather, transmit and organize data. If it makes coffee, toast, heats up food or dries your clothes call a may tag man or something.

Dr. Chez - I feel Funny

So you go to the Doctor, and you tell them you feel funny. Did you really expect to get treatment much less get reasonable medical advise from your physician describing your ailment as funny? Good luck getting better. Let's hope your bill is funny too.

Welcome Matt - Orange Soda

I know you've experienced this. When you go to a fast food restaurant and they ask you what flavour soda you want. You name out almost all the flavours and when you get fed up and ask what flavour they have they tell you the one and only flavour they have as if they couldn't have just said it to you in the first place.

Welcome Matt - Overtaxed

The government of Jamaica rolled back the ad valorem tax by 5% to prevent protest and reduce the effects of the increase of fuel at the pumps. Article

Car Nuts - Cut Low

Yes people still cut springs instead of getting proper lowering springs. Tein, Eibach, H&R still relatively cheap, but you nothing is cheaper than free in the penny wise and pound foolish mind.

Welcome Matt -Saturday Night

Based on the recent shootings in Spanish town, Jamaica. Something that is becoming a common occurence.